My Very Own Personal Waste of Space 

Enter My Matrix

I need to write a review of Matrix Reloaded for the paper, and I need to do it tonigt. I'm going to write it up when I get home, so essentially this post is a reminder that I need to do that. GFM.

Just a thought, or a few thoughts

Have you ever used your TV as a radio for sports? Like, you aren't watching the game, just listening? Have you ever listened to the radio for a game? Notice the difference? Like, with the pictures, the announcers can be less descriptive and more colorful. But the radio guys don't have much time to tell you about that player's newborn baby, because they're too busy telling you that the running back is currently juking to the right or the puck is being passed from the left corner out across the front of the net to Pandolfo who missed the pass and turned it over in the neutral zone. Where as the TV announcer will just get his story be interrupted after that pass is intercepted, only to go back to the story after the puck gets dumped in for a change. Try listening to the radio broadcast of a game while watching it on mute. It's weird. Also, turn a song on and then watch a movie on mute and see if you don't think the actors are singing the song. I was going somewhere with this but then I interrupted myself with that song/movie deallie.
Fallout 2 was a damn good, damn buggy game.
Piss off the next person you meet named Giles by calling him "Gillies."
The Dodge Viper is my favorite car.
I have a poster of Samus on my wall.
I'm wearing a Rangers hat and shirt despite the fact they haven't been in the playoffs for 6 years.
I have the newspaper clipping from the front page of the Connecticut Post reading: "-President Bush chokes on pretzel, faints briefly at White House. A6" The look on his face in the picture they used is priceless. Bonus points for the big bold BUSH they put under the picture.
I wonder if the Secret Service will start investigating me if I send Govern... I mean Non-Democratically-Elected-White-House-Squatter Bush a bag of pretzels. GFN again, I'll get a badass political diatribe up on here eventually.

I R 3R33T

Hi, my Counter-Strike nick is Lockhart, currently residing in Netizen, #clan-n on GamesNET IRC. I figgered I'd tell you all that for the sake of telling you all that. My papercut hurts, and I'm so fucking glad I got a Wavebird, the thing is g0d itself, just like Netflix. And Cherry Pepsi. Cherry Coke is good too, but if I had to choose between C.Pep and C.Co I'd take C.Pep. Now, for regular old cola, I'm takin' Coke. I like the extra sweetness for the cherry, and don't like it as much for the regular. Intriguing to the last. Oh yeah QUACK QUACK!
GFN.

Half as well

Some kid used Bilbo's quote: "I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve," and credited to it himself for the Senior Supplement. I'm pissed about this, and I would have changed it if not for that meddling Andrew. The kid's a sped too. Asshat. Ducks won last night, and they scored so fast into overtime that I missed the goal, I was playing frikkin Monkey Ball 2 with my new Wavebird, which is off the shizzle fo hizzle =D
I don't like using smileys at the end of sentences, because there is no real grammar rule for them, so I don't know if I should put a period or not. Oh well, the bell rang, GFA.

Quack Quack

Damn I hate the Devils. Bunch of asshats. All they prove is that hockey is boring to people who can't appreciate the amazing defense the teams who survive to the Finals play. I still hate the Devils, and therefore I'm rooting for the Ducks. As a matter of fact, I would have rooted for the Ducks no matter who made it to the Cup Finals. Lets see the Eastern seeds, in order: Sens, Devils, Lightning, Flyers, Maple Leafs, Capitals, Bruins, Islanders. I hate every single team that made it to the playoffs in the East, with special recognition given to the Devils, Islanders, Flyers. The Lightning never seem to lose to the Rangers when they need to, and the goddamn Bruins can make it into the playoffs even with a team that is SO MUCH CRAPPIER than the Rangers. Fuck the Flyers. FUCK THE DEVILS! FUCK THE FUCKING ISLANDERS!!!!!!!
Anyway, you gotta love a team that knocks off the Cup champs and then the best in the West, although I would have liked to have seen Minnesota in the finals, I'd take the Ducks vs. Devils over Wild vs. Devils. The Ducks have the better chance of winning, by FAR. Fuck man, I bet $5 on this series and the goddamn Ducks better win so I can rub it in Mr. "You Owe Me Five Dollars" Steve's face. Asshat... its a seven game series. It better be 2-2 after tonight or I'mma hear it tommorrow. GFN.

Just a quick hai

This is the blog of a friend of mine... just got home from school, read her email, and figured I'd use my blogging prowess to give her a shoutout. So I did. So there. GFA.

My Feelings

This morning in second period, I was sitting at my spot in Journalism when I noticed that there were watercolors, paper, and paintbrushes in front of me. So I started painting random things, and it looks, as Jon "There Should Be An H In My First Name But There Isn't Yet There Should Be So Let's Say That As A Nickname" Kelly pointed out to me, like water being thrown to douse a flame. I titled it 'My Feelings' and when Mrs. Minichiello took it I told her she was hurting my feelings. Later in fifth period with a sub for Roach I got my ass handed to me in chess by Steve, so I started drawing on the whiteboard. I drew a decent Trogdor and a pretty scary looking Evil Tomato, and then I remembered I had recovered My Feelings and I had closed my feelings in my binder. I went to my locker, got my feelings from my binder, and proceeded to taunt Steve with something he could destroy. I didn't let him hurt my feelings, but in the hall during passing, Charney took it and gave me a paper cut, so I kicked his feet and he gave it back. Then this girl who hates me (because I was in gym holding a door open to cool off, and refused to close it when she came over because she wasn't doing shit and was cold) was like 'Stop crying.' I told her to shut her mouth and then she called me ugly. Now, we need to talk about this in context. This girl is fucking short and she literally looks like one of those people on Springer saying 'O NO U DITTNT BI-TCH!' I hate dumb people. I should probably get going on my website for Web Design as it was due like, Friday. GFA.

ITS OVER!

IT'S OVER!
Jon "There Should Be An H In My First Name But There Isn't Yet There Should Be" Kelly just died in Candy Train. GFM.

I almost forgot...

16... and GFM.

NOOO NOT ANOTHER SMORES CAR!

This is hilarious. Jon "There Should Be An H In My First Name But There Isn't" Kelly is playing Candy Train on Popcap.com, and he found a bug where the only car that spawns is ANOTHER Smores Car! He is currently at 13 Smores Cars... and a Smores Car is ready for pickup. More to come.