Tricksy little spiders 

Tricksy little spiders

I just watched the Two Towers again, after I managed to get it to work on my DVD player. At the end Gollum is talking about having 'her' do it... If you've read Return of the King, then you may know 'her' is a giant spider. I realized that out of all the animals that we use as villians, spiders are probably the most overused. The last boss of Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime itself, is a giant spider. A GIANT SPIDER! Not a METROID, as the name METROID PRIME would suggest, a fucking spider. This pisses me off to no end. I'm still angry about it months after I last beat the game. The Metroids in the game were only scary to me because I played the other Metroid games, where they actually BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. Even though Prime was an incredible game, that fucking spider and the pussyass Metroids have kind of dampened its appeal to me.
In other news, I need to stop posting late at night when I'm depressed, it comes off all whiny and pathetic. If I stop posting at night, then maybe I won't have these urges to just edit out everything I wrote, regardless of the fact that this would be completely ineffective, because people have already read it.
I really hope I read Return of the King wrong and Shelob is actually not a giant spider, because then I would look like an ass and have no basis for coming up with the idea for writing this post, plus I would like Return of the King better.