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Thanks Diane. I've just been informed we have a reader, thereby bumping the Actual Reader Count from 0 to 1, an infinite percent increase. Potential Readers has now fallen to 3.2. Back to you Diane.
Thanks Tom. Now we go to Asian reporter Tricia Takinowa for a report...
I hope I got her name right so someone will get the reference.
I took my Crime and Violence final today, it was easy and such, and my hand hurt from writing. Isn't it weird finding something to write about that you actually CARE about on a test? I was doing an essay question on gun control, and somehow I actually managed to write like, twice my normal essay response, which made this one about a page and a half. =P
Tigger and Buku are both currently sitting on my table by my window. They're sister and brother cats, respectively, that I've had for like seven years or so. They actually have this sort of hostile relationship where they fight yet sit next to each other occasionally. Buku and Smokey, my other cat, fight all the time, and it's hilarious because it's like a wrestling match. For those of you who havent seen my cats before, Tigger is pretty small, about 7-8 pounds, and she has really soft fur, black and brown stripes, with a white nose and stomach. Best cat in the history of the universe. She gets a little violent when you push her too far too. Buku is like 15-16 pounds and ALL MUSCLE. This cat is a friggin tank. Like, when he wants to get away from me, he can literally grab hold of something and pull out of my arms. He's black with a white belly, and he has the loudest meow in the history of the multiverse, this throaty cross between... fuck it's impossible to describe. Maybe a llama-tiger? He's afraid of the slightest thing, we call him Boo. Smokey weighs about 97.3 pounds... ok more like 18-19, but he is just FAT. Fattest cat in the history of all possible time. (see a theme here?) Like, when he puts his paws down and crouches, it looks like hes about 2 feet across. He likes to lay on his back like a dog, so we call him The Dog. He's literally bigger than our neighbors little Shit-sues. (Yeah that's spelled wrong wanna fight about it? [also another, more obscure, reference to the same show I referenced before {ooh i double bracketed and now triple bracketed one thing "Wanna fight about it?"}]) When those dogs went out for a walk, they saw Smokey sitting on the lawn and they started yapping and trying to jump for him and he just sat there with this look on his face like, "You're fucking pussydogs, there I said it wanna fight about it?" Priceless. There is an unintentionally created opportunity for a pussycat joke here.
I'm currently listening to the song that played during the beginning of Final Flight of the Osiris, its by Juno Reactor and its called Conga Fury. Fucking pimp song. I've been listening to this song for like 3 days straight just over and over... I NEVER listen to songs this many times repeatedly, but it's just so damn good.
Holy crap this is a long post.
DowdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdAHDOW is the best way to describe Conga Fury if you haven't heard it... song is the sheezle weezle fo heezle deezle weeeeeeeeezle! I am SO white.
Time to crank the bass up on my speakers now that everyone left. I just realized that I actually have really good speakers.
I have 2 retail boxes of Dentyne Ice on my desk. That, and the big boxes of sunflower seeds have made me realize that Cosco rules even more than I knew it ruled before. One last thing before I go: I'm going to type up the ingredients in Dentyne Ice for my 3.2 potential readers:
INGREDIENTS: SORBITAL, MALITOL, GUM BASE, MANNITOL, ARTIFICIAL AND NATRUAL FLAVORING; LESS THAN 2% OF ACACIA, ACESULFAME, POTASSIUM, ASPARTAME, BHT (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS), CANDELILLA WAX, SOY LECITHIN AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE (COLOR) PHENYLEKTONURICS: CONTAINS PENYLALANINE
I do not think it is possible for this gum to occur in nature.
I'm going to dispose of the GFA and such, continuity be damned! I already screwed up a few posts by not having it on and I'm just gonna say "Eh!"
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