Sen-your skip 

Sen-your skip

I'm still rubbing my eyes from waking up at about 10:30 and then rolling around half-sleeping for an hour and a half on a Friday during the school year. It's a good feeling to get up, throw on some clothes that are laying on the floor, then just start reading all the shit you missed from when you logged off early last night at like only 10:30 or something like that. I caught the end of the Movie Awards last night, then I stayed up to watch the replay of it. The only thing that pissed me off about it is that they made Sean William Scott out to be a complete retard and they tried to make Justin 'Timbizzle' out to be the cool one. That boy needs some serious sarcastic self-humiliation before I can actually appreciate him as a decent celebrity. He's trying so hard to act not gay by hanging out with all the celebrities that we KNOW are not gay it's almost like an admission of his latent homosexuality. Annnnnnnyway... they didn't have enough movie parodies, the only one I really remember was the 'Architect' with Will Ferrell, and the Yoda and Gollum things, which I don't think you can really call parodies. All three were hilarious, but I don't think Will Ferrell is capable of not being funny. It seems like a cosmic impossibility, like if he was being not funny he would become funny. I had a whole paragraph I just deleted because I'd come off whiny and hurt-sounding. I mean, it was about something that did actually kind of sting a little, in that emotional, "I'm three scented soaps away from becoming gay," way. Yeah. I hope someone finds my shit funny, because I'm getting a little self-congraulatory over here, and I'm tired of asking my friends if they actually thought what I wrote was funny, in the non-"you're a retard" way.
Garlic bread sticks are good.
GFA.